Well, I was trying to do some work before it was too late, but there seems to be a cat in my way. This is what I get for leaving him alone two nights in a row. His strategy is “if I lay on top of you, you won’t leave me.” He got mad at me when I called him a jealous girlfriend since he prefers to call our relationship a “fling.” I’m going to dip his toothbrush in the toilet.