FUCK YEAH BAILEY

- July 31 -

baileygenine: Don’t act like for one second you never tried to dress your cat up like a floral monk when you couldn’t sleep. I actually don’t know how acting like that would me. I guess it’d be a lot like playing it cool, but I don’t even know what that means. Is “cool” a game that I’ve never heard of? Is “playing it cool” standing still with your arms at your sides and not flying because although you’re a bird you’re one of the flightless varieties? I’m talking about penguins. They live on ice. They are the definition of playing it cool. I just made that up right now, but I am so good at playing it cool that you had no idea. Consider this a lesson in life. I have to get back to this cat. 

baileygenine:

Don’t act like for one second you never tried to dress your cat up like a floral monk when you couldn’t sleep. I actually don’t know how acting like that would me. I guess it’d be a lot like playing it cool, but I don’t even know what that means. Is “cool” a game that I’ve never heard of? Is “playing it cool” standing still with your arms at your sides and not flying because although you’re a bird you’re one of the flightless varieties? I’m talking about penguins. They live on ice. They are the definition of playing it cool. I just made that up right now, but I am so good at playing it cool that you had no idea. Consider this a lesson in life. I have to get back to this cat. 

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  2. beeborg said: cute! cute! cute! seriously.
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