FUCK YEAH BAILEY

- July 1 -

baileygenine: Workin’ hard or hardly workin’? That’s a joke we tell in the working world. Should “working world” be a proper noun? Nope! Because no one really cares, plus that place doesn’t even exist and I’m not some kind of fictional writer, but I guess I could be if I wanted to. I could easily say right now I am juggling and typing and kicking puppies! And that would be a work of fiction (as we say in the writing world.) When I was little I used to remember that NF means NOT FAKE and F means FAKE but now that I think about it, I should’ve invested my time in buying a damn dictionary. Anyway, just wanted to tell you guys that some guy lost his legs on Bart today and my brother’s only commentary was “I guess he’s only half the man he used to be.”

baileygenine:

Workin’ hard or hardly workin’? That’s a joke we tell in the working world. Should “working world” be a proper noun? Nope! Because no one really cares, plus that place doesn’t even exist and I’m not some kind of fictional writer, but I guess I could be if I wanted to. I could easily say right now I am juggling and typing and kicking puppies! And that would be a work of fiction (as we say in the writing world.) When I was little I used to remember that NF means NOT FAKE and F means FAKE but now that I think about it, I should’ve invested my time in buying a damn dictionary. Anyway, just wanted to tell you guys that some guy lost his legs on Bart today and my brother’s only commentary was “I guess he’s only half the man he used to be.”

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  1. fuckyeahbailey reblogged this from bailey
  2. luckyshirt said: His face rings a bell.
  3. crookedindifference said: red panda
  4. theungracefulone said: yay, long hair!
  5. whitemystere said: Babebraham Lincoln.
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