Snuck out with Jake for some cocktails. Don’t tell Bailey.
Wait a minute. I thought he was sleeping all day because he was a cat, not because he’s hung over. This is why you should never trust a cat.
I told all that vodka would turn his fur white and make him go blind, but he just wouldn’t listen….
This HAS to be @JohnnySarcasm’s cat. COME ON NOW.
Wait a minute. I thought he was sleeping all day because he was a cat, not because he’s hung over. This is why you...